Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived a wise old King in a modest Castle with his Queen (aka The Dragon) and his children The Prince and The Princess.
The season of Yuletide came to pass and there was much merriment and great mirth made in the Boozy Kingdom. The Queen's brother, a wise man from the East came bearing gifts of Gold (more precisely £50 to each of us in envelopes) and he was made most welcome in the King's Court.
The King's sister whilst not living within the Castle walls lived in the same realm as the fortress, just across the road in fact and was spending this time of year on her own with no one. This made the King sad but he felt bound by having to entertain his wife's brother, who had travelled many miles to be there at his festive Banquet. After consulting his Court Wizard he came upon a solution....he would spend the majority of the important day with his family and his guest and would give his apologies to his guest at 8pm and spend the remaining few hours of the day with his own sister partaking of her special magical Fire Water which makes grumpy people giggly and rational people silly.
On announcing his plans to his guest, the wise man from the East was more than happy for the King to do so, after all he had spent 11 hours entertaining him and he understood that the King's sister was an equally important member of the Boozy Royal Family.
The Dragon however took great exception to the King's decision and decided that the King was greatly disrespecting his guest, her brother, by leaving him sitting alone in the Castle and began breathing Fire and threatening to destroy the Kingdom with her wrath if the King dared to visit his own sister. The King dared so and consequently The Dragon cast an evil spell over the land binding everyone to silence in her presence to make her displeasure be known.
7 days into the New Age and the King and Queen have not spoken in 2 weeks despite co-existing under the same roof and sleeping in the same chamber. The Prince and Princess watch on helplessly. The wise man from the East has returned thus oblivious to the strife and the King's sister is now wondering what the Queen's problem with her is.
The search for a counter-spell to break the evil silence spell and return the Boozy Kingdom to a state of merriment continues. Will this Fairytale have a happy ending ??? Stay tuned!
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